All the uninteresting questions that are even less interesting after having to answer them dozens of times.
- Are you really moving?
- Where are you moving to?
A: Helsinki, Finland.
- Are you joking?
- Why Finland?
A: Why not Finland? The homesick Finnish husband might have something to do with it…
- Does it snow there?
A: Uh, yes.
- Is it cold there?
A: Er, yes.
- Isn’t summer really awesome in Finland?
A: Well, the few weeks of ‘not winter’ can be great but awesome may not be the term I would use.
- When are you moving back?
A: I’m not planning on returning to the US, but never is a long time and who knows what the future holds.